News of the Weird

PITTSBURGH — A fugitive wanted for bank robbery is in custody after police say he walked out of a Pittsburgh hospital and into a bar wearing only his hospital gown, with an intravenous needle still his arm.

Authorities say police were called to JR’s Bar Friday night after 20-year-old Elbert Lewis Thompson II walked in from Allegheny General Hospital. Thompson was taken into custody a short time later.

Police in Vandergrift say Thompson had been detained by officers after fleeing a traffic stop there, about 25 miles (40 kilometres) northeast of Pittsburgh. He was initially hospitalized after complaining of feeling sick and losing consciousness.

Thompson is wanted in Oakland County, Michigan, for armed robbery and other charges. It was not immediately clear if he had an attorney.

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) — Police say a plot to steal a delivery man’s pizza brought out a SWAT team in Alaska.

Police spokesman Lt. Dave Parker says a man trying to deliver a pizza order Sunday night was confronted outside a northeast Anchorage home by a man with a gun and a stick. He says three other people attacked him from behind, grabbed the pizza but ran away without taking his money.

Police say the delivery man then followed one of the attackers, a girl, to a home where police arrested her. They say the other suspects then barricaded themselves in the home, prompting authorities to call in a SWAT team that entered the property.

Joseph Nicalaskey and Cesar Alvarez-Jennings, both 19, and two girls were arrested on charges of robbery and assault. The names of the girls were not released.

EDMONTON – God confesses to be a convicted criminal who spent five years in prison for trying to smuggle a suitcase of marijuana into Japan.

He also lives in Edmonton, and, thank God for name changes.

A college student formerly known as John Paul LaPointe fought the Alberta government to have his moniker changed to God Dieux – and won.

“Apparently their lawyers went a little crazy over it,” the 33-year-old said, adding: “I know now is the time for change.” Service Alberta spokesman Cam Traynor confirmed the switch, explaining lawyers found no legal reason to deny the request.

This wasn’t the first time an Albertan has gone holy with a handle. Several people have renamed themselves God in the past, Traynor said.

The latest God is far from sacred.

Several years ago, he spent five and a half years in a Japanese prison after getting busted trying to smuggle a suitcase of marijuana into the Narita airport, just outside Tokyo.

Before then, God was living in a new-age spiritual commune in Pune, India, where he met a Russian mystic who helped give him a new identity.

Back then, God still went by his birth name, but chose to change it after an off-the-cuff conversation with the Russian.

“It was spontaneous,” God said. “I just knew it was the true self that was manifesting in that moment.

“We knew how strong it could be. But also, we knew how innocent and playful it could be.” The bilingual Vancouver native changed his last name to Dieux, an attempt at the French term Dieu for God.

“I don’t want to make problem with the Quebecers,” he said, laughing. “I want to be able to visit Montreal and try the maple syrup and not get heckled.” God, who moved to Edmonton last November, said he’s expecting no backlash from the religious community.

“I think people are really respectful in Canada of different beliefs and are respectful of each other’s beliefs,” God said. “In a sense, this is giving a very playful energy to the idea of God. It’s making it very ordinary.”

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